A "You-Are-Lame" dart to the anonymous drunk guy who wrote his phone number on the girls' whiteboards and "Fags" on the guys' boards in Gordon, and stole everyone's markers.
- I know your number nowA huge "Puke-sucks" dart to the stomach bug for knocking me out in the first week back.
- Worse than Swine Flu
A "Time-to-Type" dart to my senior thesis for promising to make my last semester harder than I expected.
- So much for having a social life
A "You're-as-cold-as-ice" dart to Mother Nature for teasing us with mild weather, only to give us snow again.
- Freezin' with no reason
A "Hurry-up-before-we-freeze-to-death" dart to Bramley for having no heat ... still.
- Let's huddle up, guys
A "Thanks-for-the-bargain" pat to the Union Grill for adding the Meal Deal to the menu. It's nice to have a combo for a change.
- We put the "U" in value
A "What-is-Your-Problem" dart to BASC for serving moldy cheese.
- Made daily, my rear end
A "Go-Peyton" pat to the best quarterback in the NFL. I can't wait to see you hoist that trophy with ring No. 2, baby.
- Sorry, Saints
A "Thanks-for-saving-me-a-buck" to the bookstore for their new textbook rental program.
- Beats buying
A "You-rock-my-mouth-AND-make-me-smile" pat to Bazooka bubble gum.
- That Bazooka Joe just cracks me up
Darts & Pats
Published: Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Updated: Thursday, March 3, 2011 15:03
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