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13 seductive trysts to try before you die

By Erica Sylvester Campus Talk editor
On April 17, 2012

Everyone has a list of words they hate. "Moist" seems to top many, but if you dare to confidently say "literally," "swag," or "YOLO" in my presence, you've effectively hit the trifecta of annoying terminology. The phrase "you only live once" was cliché enough to begin with, but anyone that uses YOLO as a legitimate reason to do anything might as well write "douche" in capital letters across their forehead in permanent marker. But I digress. I hate the phrase, but can't deny the importance of the message. With that being said, here's a list of the types of sex you should try at least once in your life.

Short and Not-So-Sweet

 Contrary to popular belief, there's nothing wrong with a quickie.  The short and spontaneous adrenaline-rushed event is guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Ignore foreplay and just get right into it. If you don't have a whole lot of time to dedicate to the act, it can help build excitement.

Marathon  Sex

On the other side of the spectrum, it's not a sprint, it's a marathon. Nothing beats spending the entire day in bed together. Ignore your responsibilities for the day and enjoy. Channel the Energizer Bunny and try to set, or beat, your record for how many times you have sex in one day.

Anticipation Sex

 Few things are more rewarding than the can't-wait-to-get-you-home sex. Throughout the day, exchange risqué text messages letting your partner know how much you want them. Letting the anticipation build will be a constant tease, and by the time you're reunited you both will be anxious to get down and dirty, and it will feel that much more gratifying. Keep in mind good things come to those who wait.

Make-Up Sex

You're over the fight, for the most part. You're angry with each other, but happy to be back in each other's arms. Make-Up sex has a certain appeal to it because it's steamy and filled with plenty of pent-up emotion. You feel a certain energy not often found in other sexual encounters.

Show-Off Sex

One of the most intense and intimate moments you can have with your partner is by servicing yourself in front of him or her, and vice versa. By not allowing your partner to touch you while you have your way with yourself, you can have an insanely erotic experience.

One-Way Sex

Turn the tables on this one by being attentive to your partner's needs and forget your own for a little bit. By focusing on him or her, you show your partner you care about his or her needs just as much as your own. It's selfless and makes your partner the center of attention for a night.

Sex in Public

Someday the opportunity may present itself for you to have sex in a specific location - a stadium, an airplane and so on. Many people agree that having sex in a public place is one of the most exciting sexual experiences to have. The prospect of getting caught is enough to encourage many people to get off. Whether it's in an alley, a car, or you get a little touchy-feely in a movie theater, you should definitely push the envelope a little at some point in your life.

All-Over-The-House Sex

Whether it's your college apartment or a house you buy after you graduate, I encourage you to explore it in its entirety. You live there, so why not consummate every room of it? It'll be a great memory, it'll inspire your creativity as you frolick your way through your home. It changes the pace of typical bedroom sex, and you can explore great new options like the washer and dryer, the stairs, or a couch or chair.

Bangin' in the Bathroom

Compared to other rooms in the house, the bathroom has multiple advantages for sex. The bathroom counter is an easy surface to screw on, while the both of you can watch the action in the bathroom mirror. Showers and bath tub also provide exciting alternatives for some lovin'.

Animalistic Sex

This is when clothes get ripped, they go flying across the room, and you and your partner are as uninhibited as possible. Be aggressive, unexpected and be as loud as you desire.

Sex on the Beach

Vacation sex will put you in an excitable mood, so explore the possibilities of hotel room or balcony sex. If you aren't into the idea of literal sex on the beach - sand can be an uncomfortable sensation ­- enjoy it in the form of lounge chairs, on a blanket or underwater.

Role-Play Sex

Everyone has fantasies, so if you and your partner are comfortable with it, act them out. This will give sex a new thrill while allowing you to vicariously live out a fantasy. You can try something you've always wanted to do, but normally wouldn't.

Romantic Sex

Light the candles, play the music and go to town, completely enjoying the intimacy between you and your partner.

So there you go, a respectable list of types of sex you should try once before you die. Consider it a "f**k-it" list of sorts, in place of a traditional bucket list. Each will create  memories and intimacy between you and yours.


The B-Port

"F**k-it" List

1. Drake Library

2. Mortimer 12th Floor


3. 89.1 The Point office

4. The Special Olympics


5. The gymnastics'

foam pit

6. Mortimer elevator

7.  The Strasser studio


8. Edwards room 100

9. The Smith


10. On the "drunk bus"

11.  On a Tuttle

racquetball court

12. In the Mall

13. On a pool table in

The Gallery

14. Anywhere in

Hartwell Hall

15. On the football field

16.  In a Tuttle locker


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